Too many tweets make a tw*t

Saturday, 9 January 2021 - 11:38 pm - No comments
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Twitter has managed to get two things right today. Firstly, after a four-month wait, they finally got around to lifting the restrictions ... [Read on]

Hitting home

Tuesday, 5 January 2021 - 1:46 am - No comments
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Let us not pee about with the facts here - COVID kills. My partner has just lost her grandad to this f*cking virus. On Boxing Day he was ... [Read on]

Gammon for Christmas

Thursday, 24 December 2020 - 9:09 pm - No comments
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Well somehow or another, the shaggy twat Boris Johnson has managed to achieve a Brexit deal with the EU. Hardly comfort for those truckers ... [Read on]

Tiers of dismay

Monday, 21 December 2020 - 9:15 pm - No comments
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It is going to be a horrible Christmas for so many people this year. While our area is currently under Tier 2, there is no ignoring the ... [Read on]

Orange crushed

Saturday, 7 November 2020 - 7:17 pm - No comments
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Words cannot express how happy I am, now that Joe Biden is the 46th President of the USA. At long last, four horrible years are over, and ... [Read on]

Bang out of order

Thursday, 10 September 2020 - 10:55 pm - No comments
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Today marks my 48th birthday, and a very pleasant day it has been. There has been the usual Bacardi and Lindor, and a wonderful samples ... [Read on]

Another one bites the dust

Tuesday, 28 July 2020 - 9:57 pm - No comments
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I have never been a fan of Wiley - or indeed any grime artist. To me, he was just that bloke who did a track in 2009 entitled Wearing My ... [Read on]

Still not forgotten

Thursday, 23 July 2020 - 10:36 pm - No comments
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Nine years have passed since our Amy died. A waste of an enormous talent. Another admission to the infamous 27 Club. But that is what ... [Read on]

I'm at a payphone

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 - 12:31 am - No comments
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I put some DJ equipment up for sale on Facebook Marketplace recently. In return I asked for a not unreasonable sum. Later on that day, a ... [Read on]

Stone free

Saturday, 4 July 2020 - 9:38 am - No comments
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It's weight loss time once again. A couple of weeks ago I weighed myself, and the verdict was: 21 stone and 7 pounds. For American viewers ... [Read on]
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