Grab em by the p*ssy

22:35 : Friday, 20 January 2017  |  , , ,


It's happened. America has voted in Eric Cartman. Well they may as well have! Trump (which, in the UK, is slang for "fart") is President. ...

Done and dusted

13:44 : Tuesday, 10 January 2017  |  , ,


Just completed my tax return for the year, and can now relax. Goodness knows how many pages of stuff they want to know, but it's all ...

Senza Voce

03:15 : Friday, 6 January 2017  |  , ,


There is no karaoke on tonight, so I will need to find something else to occupy myself with. I will be seeing the doctor today regarding ...