Dotty Christmas

Monday 25 December 2017 - 2:57 pm


The big day itself, and the cock is in the oven. The yearly juggling act that is managing to prepare two plates of yum. And the gifts of ... [Read on]

Pull a cracker

Thursday 21 December 2017 - 1:55 am
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Christmas is coming, and we are preparing to move home. Not too far - just five miles away to a nearby village. It will be quieter, and ... [Read on]

Snow joke

Monday 11 December 2017 - 2:23 am
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My partner Hannah has a bit of a love affair with snow. She does love it when "there's tinkles". I don't, because it's cold and it ... [Read on]

#teamiainlee

Tuesday 5 December 2017 - 12:35 am
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Radio and TV presenter Iain Lee is currently doing a stint on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and all in this household (all two ... [Read on]
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