And espouse no wart

Thursday 16 November 2006 - 8:34 pm


The title of a recent bit of spam. This one amused me!

The Shorts are out! The Gap is Good! Take advantage!
All things come to he who waits.
Patience is a virtue.
Man with four balls can't walk.

Thanks for that, "Robbie Mullen"! Talking of spam, what happened to those ones about septic tanks? I kinda miss them. They were so ridiculous!

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