Honk!
This morni..... er, afternoon, I emerged from my bed, stuck to the ceiling by a great zeppelin of snot. Had a good nose blow, and then made the mistake of trying to speak. The loveliest honking sound emerged! Where's my normal voice? Normally I have this monotone drawl, which is enough, I can assure you. What I have now is something completely else. I'm sat here singing Wand'rin Star in the style of Lee Marvin - with an incredible degree of perfection too!

Anyway, last night - I went to the karaoke, and sang the Take That number A Million Love Songs. Poor Justin was none too happy. He doesn't really seem to like Take That. I reassured him by promising to sing it in the style of Ken Barlow and not Gary Barlow!
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