Having read about Matchdoctor on a forum, I decided to join it. After all, it is properly free. Profile posted, photos uploaded, two responses - from Russia.

I am the lonely woman which have decided to try happiness in the Internet.
I have overlooked set of questionnaires and have stopped the attention to you.
You are very interesting to me also I shall hope that you too will become interested in me.
I very much would like to know you closer. Please write to me the letter on mine E-mail *******
If you will write to me I can send you my photos. And then you will decide you want with me to communicate whether or not.
I shall tell this hour slightly about myself.
My name is Tanya. I'm 28 years old.
I live in Russia all conscious life.
I live in city of Kazan. I work as the adviser in shop.
I think while enough. If you will write to me I can tell to you a lot of interesting about myself.
I hope, that I have interested you. Please answer me.
I shall wait for your letter with impatience.

With hope in heart lonely Russian girl Tanya!!!!!!!

And one from a non-smoking Catholic.

Hi, my name is Ludmila. I live in Russia. I work as a teacher.
I want to get acquainted with the man, who will be a support in my life. I am 26 years old. I agree to get acquainted with a man from 30 and older. For me age is not the main thing. The main thing is that there is love and mutual understanding! I do not notice a difference in ages. I hope only for my true love, and I hope very much that all with us will be good! I agree to answer all questions that interest you. I am anxious for your letters!
Please write to me on my electronic box.
Only on it can I receive your letters. My box (e-mail address) ******

Hmmm. Not one of them read my profile, by the looks of them. A mention of ELO and dinosaurs would have been nice.

Whadya think? Poopies?

Russkie No. 1) Ask her where she has lived her unconscious life?
Russkie No. 2) Tell her to shove it up her electronic box?

Where are the decent responses, I'm wondering. Is this my lot?

hello there,
this is a new friend from Nigeria.i saw your add and so decided to be one of your pals.i am a girl of 28years,i am dark in complexion,i am 5.7ft tall.
i am from a family of four that has my father,my mum,myself and my little brothers.i am a journalism student ,i am the first and only girl of my family, my dad is however late.
it will be nice if i can know more about u i hope to hear from u soon.Pls i wait to hear from u petty soon, i really like ur profile and i hope we can become very close, i wait to hear from u pretty soon!
it been me, Lanre ,u can reach me via my mail add ***********

Why can't they read my f*cking profile!

Men - if you want responses to your profile, join Matchdoctor. They'll be of no use, but you'll get them nevertheless!
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