Fire in my hands

Tuesday, 31 October 2017 - 6:42 pm - No comments
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I am a lucky person. More than I care to believe. In fact, a lot of the time I don't realise how bloody lucky I am. A roof over my head ... [Read on]

Mine's on the forty five

Monday, 11 September 2017 - 1:35 am - No comments
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Turned 45 yesterday and have just rounded off a wonderful day. If life is supposed to begin at 40, then mine took an additional five years ... [Read on]

Closure

Saturday, 29 July 2017 - 3:13 pm - No comments
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Forgive me CMC, but I happened to land upon your Facebook page, and it became clear that a certain someone has met their end - and that ... [Read on]

Cool runnings

Wednesday, 31 May 2017 - 2:23 am - No comments
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I built my first desktop PC in 2003. It was based on an AMD Athlon XP 1700+ processor and was housed in a ghastly beige tower. I would then ... [Read on]

Stand together

Tuesday, 23 May 2017 - 1:27 pm - No comments
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Despite the atrocity that befell Manchester last night, family members are safe and well. Which is no consolation for the fact that 22 ... [Read on]

The sincerest form of flattery

Thursday, 20 April 2017 - 3:58 pm - No comments
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I have spoken before about those delightful things known as soundalikes, and now I am going to revisit them. Aren't you glad! ... [Read on]

Quit the tribe, join the clan

Thursday, 13 April 2017 - 4:52 pm - No comments


A few months ago I purchased a second-hand iPhone. After years of being an Android devotee, I became a sheep and spent £22 on a ye olde ... [Read on]

Flipping out

Tuesday, 11 April 2017 - 12:04 am - No comments
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In today's news, a woman was sentenced to six months for drink driving. She was driving to a wake in Peterborough, having consumed a good ... [Read on]

Grab em by the p*ssy

Friday, 20 January 2017 - 10:35 pm - No comments
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It's happened. America has voted in Eric Cartman. Well they may as well have! Trump (which, in the UK, is slang for "fart") is President. ... [Read on]

Done and dusted

Tuesday, 10 January 2017 - 1:44 pm - No comments
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Just completed my tax return for the year, and can now relax. Goodness knows how many pages of stuff they want to know, but it's all ... [Read on]
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