Dream on dreamer

I had a friend/ex-partner who was able to decode dreams for me, and Heaven knows I wish they were around to work this one out! This one is lunacy, to say the least! A couple of nights ago, I dreamt our kitten Elsie was equipped with USB capability. Put simply, I was required to lift her tail in order to reveal a USB plug, which I then plugged into our laptop!

The only possible explanation I can fathom is that we had her chipped a few weeks ago, hence the electronic connection here (pardon the pun!). Other than that, why on earth would I be plugging our cat into a computer? And DON'T suggest I was surfing the web for pussy!
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