Being boring

I know it is wrong to gloat, but I cannot help it at the moment. I may have spent my years being a boring, flute-blowing ladyboy, but at least I am not steeped in alcohol and breaking the law. And making people's lives difficult along the way. I could have been the reliable choice, but no - someone knew better. What the hell did I know! What did my opinion matter anyway! Hey-ho....
September 15, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, criminal threatening, violation of bail conditions, 12:10 p.m. Sept. 14 in Brownfield, Oxford County Sheriff’s Office.
August 24, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, five counts, violation of bail conditions, 10:33 p.m., Aug. 24 in Fryeburg, Fryeburg Police Department.
August 18, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, criminal mischief and violation of bail conditions, 9:47 a.m., Aug. 18 in Brownfield, Oxford County Sheriff's Office.
August 13, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, domestic violence assault with prior conviction, 10:52 a.m., Aug. 13 in Brownfield, Oxford County Sheriff's Office.
August 11, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, failure to appear, 2:35 p.m., Aug. 11 in Brownfield, Maine State Police.
June 28, 2016
  • BLH, 33, of Brownfield, reckless conduct, 12:10 p.m., June 28 in Fryeburg, Oxford County Sheriff's Office.
  • KH, 59, of Brownfield, reckless conduct, 12:55 p.m., June 28 in Brownfield, Oxford County Sheriff's Office.
March 5, 2014
  • BLH, 30, transient, two charges of violating a protection order, 3:52 p.m. March 5, in Otisfield by Maine State Police.
January 24, 2014
  • BLH, 30, transient, failure to submit to arrest or detention, violation of protective order, 3:58 p.m. Jan. 24, in Brownfield by Oxford County Sheriff's Office.
August 31, 2012
  • BLH, 29, of Brownfield was charged with domestic violence assault and obstructing the reporting of a crime. He was arrested on Aug. 31 at a Merrill Corner Road residence in Brownfield.
August 29, 2012
  • BLH, 29, of 171 Merrill Corner, Bloomfield, was charged with 2nd-degree breach of peace and 3rd-degree assault in connection with a domestic disturbance on Tabor Rd.; 11:30 a.m.
March 26, 2012
  • BLH, 28, of Brownfield, Maine, was fined $150 after he pleaded guilty, as part of a negotiated plea, to transporting alcoholic beverages (passenger). A criminal trespass complaint and a simple assault complaint were placed on file without finding provided one year good behavior.
February 5, 2012
  • BLH, 28, of Brownfield, Maine, was arrested on a charge of criminal trespass.
January 7, 2012
  • Saturday, January 7 6:56 a.m. BLH, 28, of Brownfield, Maine, was arrested on charges of simple assault and possession of controlled/narcotic drugs.
Why this need to hang onto the past? Well, I know I get the blame for many a thing in this life - even when it is not me I will still end up getting the blame. This time I can hold my head high and know that for all my faults, I have not gone out of my way to make other people's lives a misery. No one can honestly consider me a bane in life.

On a separate note, two gigs coming up. A leavers party on Saturday which requires modern music (bleh), and a charity event on Sunday which is strictly Motown only. I know which one I am looking forward to.

Now time for some tablets. Four of them. One for depression, two for blood pressure, and one for the prostate. The joys of being old, male and depressed. But I am not a law-breaking pisspot! Leave that to the guitar man. I am not a real man, clearly.
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