All I need!
Many of you will be familiar with the site Friends Reunited. It is an interesting site when it comes to finding old names and discovering what they are up to. But what do you do when your ex-wife contacts you through the site? The one you haven't had contact with for over 11 years? The one who used you as a punchbag? The one who lied and cheated and stole, and all manner of other things?

I am just glad there is nothing on my profile that gives away my location. It is a shame I have this need to fear someone. Funny that the one person in this world I choose to fear is my ex-wife. But maybe that is due to her past behaviour. She didn't exactly bring out the best in me. I had an impeccable work record until she came along!

OK, so she is over there in Swindon, and therefore not too near to me, but still I feel creeped out by this. According to her profile, she appears to want to track down a violent ex-partner of hers. Lord above me! Not much else for me to say, other than keep her away from me.
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